Dear So and So

[bmccasland]

Dear former Louisiana resident

Summer doesn't come until sometime in July.

Now you know why we wear wool all year round.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Seems the TE shopping trip to REI fell through last winter.
In my southern latitudes former homes, you don't ever put away all your summer clothes, and apparently here, you keep some wool on hand year round. I just need help juggling my wardrobe. I don't have enough WARM clothes. But when it's warmer when I walk out the door at 6:30 am compared to the temperature at 11:00 am, my body gets confused.

[jessmarimba]

Dear new guy:
If you would shut up and work (and not watch tv on your computer) you wouldn't have to stay until 7 or 8 to get stuff done. The rest of us are doing four times as much work without staying late.

PS. Put your shoes on. Your feet reek.

[snapdragen]

Dear new guy:
If you would shut up and work (and not watch tv on your computer) you wouldn't have to stay until 7 or 8 to get stuff done. The rest of us are doing four times as much work without staying late.

PS. Put your shoes on. Your feet reek.

Oh dear.


///snap slides her clogs back on....

[Reesha]

Dear sailboat adventuring friends,

Why yes, I will accept your invitation to join you on a voyage from St. John's Newfoundland back to Maine in two weeks.

[jessmarimba]

Oh dear.


///snap slides her clogs back on....

Lol. I haven't figured out yet if its his feet or the flipflops he's been wearing since he started college. Probably both. I'm sure you're fine!

Reesha that sounds great, can I come too?

[marni]

Dear weatherman on the tv

Not only did you go into ecstasies about the pending possible tropical storm which it was clear was never going to make it into this drought ridden state, but you spent 12 minutes of the one hour evening news going into ecstasies about how this June was the hottest one ever!!!! The jumping up and down was a bit much.

Maybe you're one of the reasons we have such hot winds, and then to spend another minute gleefully contemplating the possibilities of July and August will continue to break records for lack of rain as well as temperatures.

Really, what is wrong with you?