Quote Originally Posted by snapdragen View Post
You need to buy *good* vodka, not Absolut.
I'm a vodka virgin, wandering the aisles of the liquor store alone... I thought "mmmm, pepper! I like spicy!"

Honestly, this stuff is so nasty that I don't think I ever want to buy vodka again.

(but if anyone offers me a sip of some dionysian ambrosia made from vodka, I'll accept)