Quote Originally Posted by Geonz View Post
I think we're long overdue for some creative technology applications for bicycle security. If people can do a "lojack" thing for their cars & laptops, why not bicycles? Motion activated cameras would be a good idea.
I'd also be tempted to set up some old-fashioned "bucket of slime on your head" options... tho' I wouldn't want to incite rage, either, on general principle. Or, motion detectors that activate lights and/or sounds that would simply freak a person out (or activate flash cameras).
I've long wanted a special "Onstar" option -- so that if my bike moves and I don't do the programmed response, the thief gets a message that "this is onstar. If you do not activate the sequence, we shall activate the squirtseat in five seconds."
Or, better yet...
"...if you do not release the bicycle immediate, and vacate the premesis, the hounds of hell will be released from the other side of the doggie door into this garage..."