X- CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!

Dear NGWA,

I understand everyone is busy, yada-yada-yada. But please grade and get the results of DH's Master's Certification to us soon. It may not seem like a big deal to you, but DH has invested hours upon hours studying and traveling to take the dozen exams leading up to the final. Not to mention all the money we've put into this. You told us 4-6 weeks to receive the results, it has now been 9 weeks. Please just call already so I can take DH out for a congratulatory dinner.

Thank you,
Limewave