An odd phone call

[Melody]

I received a phone call today while watching TV with my husband and it was someone looking for Melody Bliss. After respond "this is her" the person then went "oh, I must have the wrong number." I think "huh?" and go "Who are you looking for?" She of course responds "Melody Bliss".

I once again tell her "Well this is Melody Bliss". She paused for a moment and then asked me "What are your rates?"

Rates? huh? I thought... then I remembered something.

For those that don't know my name just happens to *also* be the name of a porn star. I first discovered this when I tried googling my name to see what showed up and that was the first thing.

So, remembering this I asked the woman on the phone "Are you looking for Melody Bliss the porn star?" to which she responds with an affirmative. I inform her that I was not that Melody Bliss and we get a good laugh out of it. But, the fun doesn't stop there.

She proceeds to ask me if I look anything like the porn star and if so she's authorized to offer a fairly hefty sum per scene. I'm fairly well discombobulated at this point and laugh. I respond with a "no" and tell her to have a nice night and hangup.

The funniest part, in my opinion, however is the look of incredulity coming from my husband who's sitting to the left of me the whole time listening in.

Mel

[snapdragen]

Geez, and I had to make up my porn star name......

[RoadRaven]

Oh Melody, this had me smiling...


I remember being told when I was a teenager by someone (long-forgotten now), that porn stars find their names by choosing the name of their first pet as their first name, and the name of the first street they lived in as their second... dunno how true that actually is, but its alot of fun...

So I would be "Patchy Haruru" and my partner would be "Fluffy Dartmoor"

When I told this to the other women I was studying for my Diploma with ten years ago, a surprising number of them would have had names like "Butch", "Fang" or "Rex" so they decided to go with another pet and not their first one.

One had a frog called "Jumper" (original, huh?) and she'd lived down Moss Street... Jumper Moss... jump a moss... oh, this can get rather silly...

So, tell us ladies... what are you porn star names?

[Trek420]

coco petaluma

short for koko petaluma hill road

and Melody, don't feel bad I think I shared here that my first name is also the name of a porn star. I keep a copy of TTY conversation taped on my pod of a conversation at work that ended:

Trek420: Thanks for calling mega-huge-telco-company, I hope that you were very satisfied with the service
TTY Customer types; Yes! What was your name again?
Trek: Trek420 (insert Trek's real name here)
Customer types: hahaha, I must have the wrong number, have a sexy day bye bye sksk or ga

[Duck on Wheels]

Oh Melody, this had me smiling...


I remember being told when I was a teenager by someone (long-forgotten now), that porn stars find their names by choosing the name of their first pet as their first name, and the name of the first street they lived in as their second... dunno how true that actually is, but its alot of fun...

So I would be "Patchy Haruru" and my partner would be "Fluffy Dartmoor"

When I told this to the other women I was studying for my Diploma with ten years ago, a surprising number of them would have had names like "Butch", "Fang" or "Rex" so they decided to go with another pet and not their first one.

One had a frog called "Jumper" (original, huh?) and she'd lived down Moss Street... Jumper Moss... jump a moss... oh, this can get rather silly...

So, tell us ladies... what are you porn star names?

Well .... Kiki works as a first name, but not Petaluma Hill Road for last. What about you, Trek420? Did we still have Belle when you were born? Or was it Koko by then? Kiki and Koko -- we could be a twin act.

[RoadRaven]

LOL...


Koko and Kiki Petaluma...

The sisters with attitude - wait til you see them in the saddle...

!!!ROTFLMAFAO!!!

[fixedgeargirl]

Kitty Maroon here

[Trek420]

bikeless in WI "Kiki and Koko -- we could be a twin act. "

Uhm, that would be a no. Ewwww. I love my sibling but....oh just ewwww, can't even think about it.

And Bikeless we have tender conservatives on board and G** knows what they think my team does and...oh, just ewww.

Don't worry TE gals, not starting the OT stuff again.

but ewww. I'd rather sleep with a guy and that's .... just ewwww.

Did we mention our family has a quirky and sometimes sick sense of humor? Can we stick to Monty Python jokes? Puts fingers in ears, surfs off loudly humming "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok..."

MomOnbike, I think you're on to something here. I see a whole series of films:
Dede Constitution stars in~
Violating the Constitution
Dede Constitution does the 12 Supremes
Dede Constitution Declares her Independence and ....
Dede Constitution and the Minority Whip

[Pax]

Rainbow Grove

Sounds more like a hippie than a porn star.