Dear So and So

[Kitsune06]

Dear rad class:
You are all so awesome, for once I don't feel like I'm just 'going to school', I'm hanging out with 30 of my best friends for a few hours every day. I really love being able to feel like that, thank you.

[snapdragen]

Dear gall bladder. STFU.

Thank you.

[Xrayted]

Dear Snap's gallbladder. You heard her. STFU.

[tangentgirl]

Dear Sick Coworkers: If I'm feeling like my @$$ is draggin because you came in and infected everyone and now I have your flu, I'm gonna beat you down when I get back. If I come up to your cube and your head is on your desk and you are dizzy with fever, wtF did you come in today?

[Kitsune06]

I love how workplaces will give their employees the hairy eyeball for calling in sick, so people work through it assuming they'll get credit from their higher ups and everyone STILL hates them for bringing the plague and spreading it.

^ happened to our entire xray class in waves through flu season, because if you miss ONE day it will STILL crush you.

[indysteel]

Dear Dr. Orthodontist,

I'm so over having braces. Please take them off soon. It's been 3 1/2 years already. I know I needed a lot of work and that my refusal to get jaw surgery didn't help, but man do I want my mouth back.

Thank you.

[ultraviolet]

Dear Ad Agency,

Of course I can present work to your clients on your behalf. But really, giving me at least 24-hours notice would have been nice--for both you and me. On my side, structuring my work for a presentation instead of for implementation would have been helpful. On your side, more prep time means a more polished presentation and likely a better outcome. But, OK. I'll get up and present these concepts to the CMO of your Fortune 500 client three hours from now. No problem.

Love,
Me

P.S. The short notice will be reflected when you're invoiced.

[Xrayted]

I have a big day tomorrow. I don't want to screw it up. Please don't let me screw it up. It really means a lot and my sanity, wife, stress levels, etc... will be happier in the end if it works out okay and I get it. *fingers crossed*

[Pax]

Trek - your job completely and utterly sucks (in case you didn't already know).

X - got everything crossed for you.

[indysteel]

I have a big day tomorrow. I don't want to screw it up. Please don't let me screw it up. It really means a lot and my sanity, wife, stress levels, etc... will be happier in the end if it works out okay and I get it. *fingers crossed*

Good luck with whatever it is!!!! Keep us posted.

[snapdragen]

I have a big day tomorrow. I don't want to screw it up. Please don't let me screw it up. It really means a lot and my sanity, wife, stress levels, etc... will be happier in the end if it works out okay and I get it. *fingers crossed*

You will rock it X, have no fear!