If only Charlie started playing bball with USC. That would be a story.(That is unless you're a sports fan, then it's tournament time for NCAA basketball).
In other news, I'm now dreaming about CS. That's how much all over the place he is. In my dream, I was on this reality show, and the object of the show seemed to be to not get annoyed by him and leave, or not get killed by his stupid antics. There was some sort of codependent enabling involved in there too. Strange dream. I suspect his exes, his kids and a couple of *goddesses* are living that reality show at the moment.
Finally, part of me, just part, thinks he's pulling a Joaquin Phoenix and this is part of a big hoax. Perhaps a hoax gone wrong.