Fabulous list. We need to enroll my hubby in:

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
How about just keeping your glasses on your face or in a pocket at all times? Why should we have to look for your glasses before we ever start looking for [insert item here].

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?It is amazing how many male friends and co-workers have complimented me on my parallel driving. But, Bubba? No, he has to direct the whole time so, of course, I screw up.

Thank goodness he is perfect is all other ways (or I've just sunk to the same level of slobdom).