fries don't count if everyone around you has some (like tonight).

I like the "negative calories" if you give the pie crust to the dog.

My sister said "milk chocolate" was a dairy product when she was pregnant...but her babies weighed 9# 3oz (a month premature) and 10# 6oz respectively .

Let's see...dark chocolate is good for your heart, no calories there. Whole grains don't have calories, as we all know. Ummmm...no way can soy milk have calories. Definitely, caffeine-free diet Coke is a calorie eliminator...if you're working all night, nothing you eat has calories...M&Ms are a vitamin if eaten at 4AM after delivering a baby...

Oh, man, is it time for me to go to bed! L.