I do not wear UGG boots.

I wear something like these: http://www.zappos.com/clarks-aguila-bay-brown-leather.

Or something like these: http://www.zappos.com/ariat-heritage-roper-black~1

Or sandals when it's warmer.

And I want functional pockets in my skirts. Not fake ones. Basted ones that I have to snip open are fine.