Dear Tropical Cyclone Bianca, (http://www.watoday.com.au/environmen...128-1a7lj.html)

Shoo, Shoo!

Please don't land near Busselton...I really won't appreciate swimming into large groups of stingers on the 6th becuase of you!!!

Also, farmers down south are already under pressure w dry conditions so don't even think about turning that wind up!! We don't need out of control bushfires..

Go bother some uninhabited island somewhere west of us in the Indian Ocean.

Shooo!Shoo!

Shoo I say!