Dear So and So

[marni]

dear idiot texas driver turning left on 1093 in fulshear,

Yes your john deer green and yellow truck matches the john deer green and yellow trailer hauling a green and yellow john deer riding lawn mower. Never the less, that does not give you the right to zoom past me while in the right hand lane and then hang a left and pull in in front of me as I turn left with the light from the proper left turn lane.

May your tractor break down, your trailer develop a flat and your truck blow a piston as you pull into your driveway to mow your lawn, and may your lawn be infested in gopher holes, cow patties, fire ant hills at least a foot high and nasty smelly mushrooms.

thank goodness for an alert driver behind me who saw what was happening and gave me space to pull an emergency stop.

Other than that it was a lovely ride. God bless Texas drivers I always say.