Dear eyes -

Please stop conspiring to bankrupt me and/or keep me from running and biking. I can take the bad vision, but being allergic to my own sweat is not cool!

Or - Dear work - pleaase please please please, I'm begging here, will you look into a vision plan that covers something besides 15% of lasik? any sort of prescription coverage would be fantastic! (to compare, the cost of breaking my back was about equal to two years of eye care)

Thanking you blindly.