Dear So and So

[snapdragen]

Dear lady who tried on the $75 smartwool turtleneck in the store before i bought it-
Thanks so much for wearing Patchouli perfume when you go clothes shopping and trying on new clothes in stores. Now I have to wash my nice brand new expensive merino top before I can wear it- simply to get your stinky perfume out of it.

Could be worse....could be Shalimar. I hope you can get the stank out.