Poem about know-it-all husbands

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I dearly miss the grey Lowe Mountain Cap I once got from work. Not for the cap which you can get anywhere, but for the little orange button I had bought and hidden underneath the brim:

"To save time, assume I know everything"

I used to kid that I would only fold down the brim in times of bad weather and dire need I never had too, but got a few laughs out of telling it.

eta: I LOVE this womans performance and stage presence! She's poised and clear, but is obviously having a great time too :-D