Dear So and So

[malkin]

(((MoB)))

[bmccasland]

Dear Herald,
Please don't scare me by falling into a really deep sleep on my arm again. I know you'll cross the Rainbow Bridge soon, but wasn't really ready for this dry run tonight. Oh, and I didn't deserve the dirty look for waking you up either, I was just checking to be sure you were actually breathing.

[Catrin]

{{{Herald and Bmccasland}}}

Dear bosses,

I understand emergencies and you are not the drivers of this situation, and I know this will all pass in a few weeks. I am, however, getting very tired of 80 hour work weeks! I KNOW I don't HAVE to do this, but I also know if I do not do this then we will not meet the deadline, and it IS that important. I am the only one capable of the technical work, I get that. I am all about teamwork, but I really hope that we don't go through a repeat of this anytime soon. I don't feel much like a team-member at this point but more like the person at the lowest point of the pyramid

Thank you. Please remember all of this the next time I ask for time off

[Owlie]

Dear people upstairs--
I should not be able to hear EVERY WORD of your music. End of story.

Dear landlord--
Yes, I know today was unseasonably warm. That doesn't alter the fact that it is freezing in my apartment, and it's still cold at night. Ridiculously cold. Turn the frickin' heating on.

[tulip]

Dear Mr. Google,

Thanks for the big ole' smack upside the head. You probably aren't the most empathetic messenger, and you did a bang-up job letting me know that the ex is getting remarried. Yeah, you don't break that news very gracefully, do ya'? You should know that I ditched Facebook for wasting my time on stuff that does not move me forward in life. Consider yourself in the same category. It's strictly business from now on. If it's not business related, I don't need to know.

Your former friend,
tulip

ps, even though this is positive step in the grand scheme of things, it's not something I need you to help me dwell on.

[jessmarimba]

Dear person who just called me -

If you're feeling snippety, there's no need to call just to pick fights. I'm out of ice cream and I don't feel like crying right now. But I am, and you suck. So enjoy your crappy holiday that wasn't important enough for you to come visit.

[Becky]

I'm sorry, Jess