Dear So and So

[alexis_the_tiny]

Dear drivers in my neighborhood,

I understand that you feel the need to drive a tank of an SUV despite living in a neighborhood with a two lane main road. However, while I an cycling in the centre of said main road because another tank of an SUV has seen fit to park in one lane, there is no need for you to nearly mow me over trying to pass there and then. Because you and I can both see that the road ahead is utterly congested. And I will laugh at you when I slip past your car on the double yellow lines to make my merry way home without getting caught in the traffic jam.

Dear Life,

Stop kicking my butt. I was doing good recovering from 4 years of hell, I'd like to keep doing so. Maybe you'd like to cut me some slack? Just a suggestion.

[redrhodie]

Dear Don Draper,
You are such a cad. Why do I find you so irresistible?

[Zen]

I'm sorry Red, Don can't answer you right now. He's busy

[redrhodie]

I'm sorry Red, Don can't answer you right now. He's busy

Probably dictating to his secretary.

[snapdragen]

Dear Minion,

When someone wants to meet with you to discuss your career development, it's probably not a good time to start screaming for union representation. They are trying to help your career....moron.

[Becky]

Dear self:
Don't feel guilty about taking a day off from work to work around the house and ride your bike. You've been working hard at the office, and need a break.

Dear sister:
I'm glad that you're coming to visit this weekend. But, if you're not going to tell me what you'd like to do or eat, you're on your own. I'll give you a spare key and directions to the grocery store and the mall

[kmehrzad]

Dear self:
Don't feel guilty about taking a day off from work to work around the house and ride your bike. You've been working hard at the office, and need a break.

Enjoy your day, Becky. Make the most of it.