Dear So and So

[Biciclista]

Dear rider of disgustingly dirty old white painted steel Bianchi hanging in the bike stand in my building (work)
I admit it, I couldn't resist. It was me who cleaned the frame of your bike.
Sadly, I don't imagine you'll even notice because a lot of the paint is banged up too.
It looks like you have gotten a lot of good miles on that bike, and I do believe the BIKE did not mind me cleaning it.
I hope now that the bike looks marginally better that someone does not steal it.

[NbyNW]

Dear rider of disgustingly dirty old white painted steel Bianchi hanging in the bike stand in my building (work)
I admit it, I couldn't resist. It was me who cleaned the frame of your bike.
Sadly, I don't imagine you'll even notice because a lot of the paint is banged up too.
It looks like you have gotten a lot of good miles on that bike, and I do believe the BIKE did not mind me cleaning it.
I hope now that the bike looks marginally better that someone does not steal it.

LOL! I would love to be a fly on the wall when that rider discovers their bike cleaner than when they left it!