Dear BF:
I'm sorry your cat is rather insistent about you getting up in the morning...even if it is only to rub the Royal Belly and give His Highness his morning kitty treat. However, having tried to get you out of bed in the morning, I can only commend his efforts and success. Besides, imagine how he feels: "Mommy and Daddy left me alone with YOU?!" And at least the lazy slug is being useful. Congrats on your new furry alarm clock.