My poor hubby :(

[Tri Girl]

Now
Begins
7 miles
of
HELL

And they weren't kidding. Some things can't be helped.

That's funny! On the tour I just did there was a 4 mile section of horrid road. The worst road I've ever ridden on.
They spray-painted on the road:

"Hold on tight- it's about to get rough up in here"

Then a little while later:

"Think of it as a butt massage"

There were lots of funny messages along the way. I guess they figured if they couldn't fix the road, they'd try to make us laugh along the way. It worked to make me laugh (in between the pain of the riding on that road).

I hope your hubs can find a good way to work around the roads. If not, spray paint funny messages to keep the riders smiling through the pain.

[WindingRoad]

"Think of it as a butt massage"

OK that's pretty funny! I like that, helps keep people in the right state of mind, having fun.

[zoom-zoom]

That's funny! On the tour I just did there was a 4 mile section of horrid road. The worst road I've ever ridden on.
They spray-painted on the road:

"Hold on tight- it's about to get rough up in here"

Then a little while later:

"Think of it as a butt massage"

There were lots of funny messages along the way. I guess they figured if they couldn't fix the road, they'd try to make us laugh along the way. It worked to make me laugh (in between the pain of the riding on that road).

I hope your hubs can find a good way to work around the roads. If not, spray paint funny messages to keep the riders smiling through the pain.

I like this idea! I'll share this one with the guys doing the route marking.

Luckily some of the roads that show as Summer 2010 chip-sealed on the county map have not yet been hit. Some will be easy for the ride organizers to work-around, but there is one longish stretch that goes right by one of the break spots, so there may be no option but to ride that. My first century ride could be extra challenging, for sure!

[Aggie_Ama]

In Texas I don't remember ever doing a century without chip seal, we love it here for paving. But fresh chip seal is another problem! Those little chips stick to your tires and are way rougher. If you can't re-route funny signs will at least make the ride memorable. I have had rides where they comically announce water over the road ("We filled the low water crossings just for the ride") or rough roads ("They didn't realize we weren't hosting cyclocross") or a controlled burn ("In case you don't get hot enough the forest service built a fire for you on the route"). I just giggled each time when I got to those sections. People will complain but some for a lot of people a little humor goes a long way.

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Our county just got nailed up by us. I haven't ridden up our way in at least a week and now huge swaths of my regular routes are unrideable (I rode a few blocks on an area that was freshly done and it was yucko). These are the roads that were in beautiful condition to begin with. The roads that actually NEEDED to be resurfaced are ignored. Sheesh.