Quote Originally Posted by PamNY View Post
Thinking someone had been robbed or hurt, I raced over only to find a guy taking a leak.


At my son's end-of-the-school-year-shindig his teacher told us some funny stories from her 6 years with this class. One of them was when 3 of the class troublemakers had snuck out together, but she had tracked them down and could hear them laughing and plotting something in the men's room. Crackdown time. She had thumped on the door and roared "AND WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IN THERE?!"

Silence, a pause, then timidly: "Uh, peeing...?"