Those are Hilarious!! especially coz that is the Perfect explanation of my 1 and only attempt to ride with a local bike club!!!
Thanks for making my day even MORE perfect!!!
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01-04-2006, 01:18 PM #1
I love headwinds! Really?
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: "Yeah Baby! What a Ride!"
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01-04-2006, 03:07 PM #2
Seven!
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Those are so hilarious!!
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01-04-2006, 04:02 PM #3
back of the autobus
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These are excellent !
There's also my personal fave:
"Aw, come on, it'll be fun"
Translation: Assuming you survive.
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01-04-2006, 05:40 PM #4
Zipper Neck & Survivor
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My fav: "It weighs less than a popcorn fart and costs more than a divorce."
Popcorn fart just makes me giggle.....
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01-04-2006, 06:58 PM #5
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I've read this before but it makes me choke with laughter every time!
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01-04-2006, 07:11 PM #6
YIKES! i'm a durt gurl
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my husband SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO got into trouble the first time i read this (i.e. "you're doing great, honey")
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01-04-2006, 08:15 PM #7
Bring it on!
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oh geez, how many of us are guilty of some of these.... (raising hand)
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