Insulting compliments

[Deborajen]

This is a good thread.--

Last fall, I was running in a 5K Mayor's Challenge. Our Mayor decided in April to commit to a healthier lifestyle - exercise, better eating habits, etc. - and he challenged anyone to beat him at a 5K race in October. So I'm running along at the back of the pack and at about mile 1 (or 1K, I don't recall) I ended up passing the mayor. We were the only two people for a big stretch so I felt like I had to say something. So I told him "you're doing great!" He said "I think they lengthened the course!" So I said "find a good pace and keep at it - you'll get there." Ever since, I wondered how that must have sounded - to be passed by some woman and being told he's "doing great." I'm almost never the one doing the passing. I wanted to be a good sport and offer some encouragement, you know? I admire the man. It takes a lot of courage for a 50-year-old, kind of overweight man to announce to an entire city that he's going to be more healthy and then show his commitment by running a 5K 5 months later. But what an awkward time to try to come up with some profound words. He seemed to be pretty good-natured about the whole event - after the race he was posing for pictures with people who had "I Beat the Mayor" t-shirts.

On the other hand, I got passed during my first group bike ride and got a good laugh out of what was said. It was about half way through a 50-mile ride and I was bonking - bad. I was riding up an obnoxious little hill and a couple of middle-aged men (my age) passed me. They both smiled and one of them said, "you're setting a good pace for us." I think I was going about 6 mph and thought I'd tip over at any moment but, well, I was ahead of them! So it struck me as really funny. I said, "I think I'm about whipped" -- so they told me to hang in there.--

I guess my point is I think most people are trying to be good sports when they say something as they pass - and sometimes it sounds that way and sometimes it doesn't.

[pinkbikes]

I am guilty of all this (and more I'm sure)...

I often offer encouragement when I pass somebody ("come on - you're doing great") even if they are probably not doing great but I just want to give them a little boost along.

I am often told by people passing me "come on - you're doing great" when I am probably not either! And I know I'm not doing great (by somebody else's yardstick anyway) but I'm doing whatever I can and I take their possibly insulting compliment and I thank them for it, because I genuinely expect that they are trying hard to be encouraging and it does give me little boost even if I know it's crap!

The one that probably really WAS an insulting compliment I could only laugh at. I was recently at a cross country triathlon. You swim in a dam, ride MTB and run cross country. I often do this event series in a team, usually as the swimmer because none of my team mates can swim for crumpets and I'm pretty decent. All that buoyancy has to count for something!

So this particular event, the date had been changed and my team hadn't entered, but the night before I got a plea to fill in from a team who had lost their swimmer to a medical issue. I was actually in training for an adventure race a week later (where I was ocean swimming and MTBing) so happily agreed thinking it would be a nice training hit-out. And since I'd serviced my MTB I decided to ride it out to the start to see if all was "just so."

So after the event, where I swam quite handily, I was standing around in my cycling kit ready to ride back out, and noticed a sweet and fit-looking young thing struggling to carry her bike and step over some bunting. So I held the bunting down for her to step over.

And here comes the insulting compliment... She smiled, thanked me and said "So how was it spectating today?" Ok - so not sure there was even a compliment!

So, since my jersey was covering up my loudly-numbered arms, and even though I was in riding kit, I was obviously not athletic-looking enough to have been a competitor!

I just laughed. She's young. Her paradigms haven't shifted yet!

[PamNY]

I just laughed. She's young. Her paradigms haven't shifted yet!

Such a great way to put it! Hope you don't mind if I steal that sentence.

[pinkbikes]

Such a great way to put it! Hope you don't mind if I steal that sentence.

Use, abuse and enjoy it!

[channlluv]

When people whiz by me and call out "Good job!" I'm grateful someone so much fitter took the time to share the joy in my direction. I take it as encouraging.

I also call out things like "Good job!" or "You're doing awesome!" to people who are doing far better than I. I always figured everyone likes a little acknowledgment of a great effort. After reading some of the posts...maybe not.

Roxy

[Maxxxie]

When it comes to backhanded compliments, the best ones are from family members.

My mother and I were riding our bikes. Mum is an ex-triathlete, someone who was at one time ranked third in the country in her age group. I, on the other hand, was (at the time) the quintessential sloth: a computer nerd whose life consists of sitting in a chair. I was about 20Kg overweight at the time.

My mother, impressed by my ability to push hard without breaking a sweat said: "You have really strong legs! But I shouldn't be surprised. Really fat people always have strong legs. It comes from hauling around all that extra fat, you know."

Uhh, gee, thanks mum.

Here's another one, not biking-related:
This one's from my father. I had recently attained my MCSE certification, and had been working five or six years in the IT industry. After ringing me for some technical support, and me talking him through whatever the hell it was he was needing tech support for, dad said to me, "I'm so proud of you, I never in my wildest dreams thought you'd ever become an expert in something!".

Umm, gee, thanks dad.

Max

[pinkbikes]

When it comes to backhanded compliments, the best ones are from family members.

My mother and I were riding our bikes. Mum is an ex-triathlete, someone who was at one time ranked third in the country in her age group. I, on the other hand, was (at the time) the quintessential sloth: a computer nerd whose life consists of sitting in a chair. I was about 20Kg overweight at the time.

My mother, impressed by my ability to push hard without breaking a sweat said: "You have really strong legs! But I shouldn't be surprised. Really fat people always have strong legs. It comes from hauling around all that extra fat, you know."

Uhh, gee, thanks mum.

Here's another one, not biking-related:
This one's from my father. I had recently attained my MCSE certification, and had been working five or six years in the IT industry. After ringing me for some technical support, and me talking him through whatever the hell it was he was needing tech support for, dad said to me, "I'm so proud of you, I never in my wildest dreams thought you'd ever become an expert in something!".

Umm, gee, thanks dad.

Max

Ah Maxxxie - laughing so hard it brings tears to the eyes! Parents - if we didn't love em we'd kill em!

[Grog]

Last fall, I was running in a 5K Mayor's Challenge. Our Mayor decided in April to commit to a healthier lifestyle - exercise, better eating habits, etc. - and he challenged anyone to beat him at a 5K race in October.

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This is such an AWESOME idea. I live in a city where the mayor's already in pretty good shape (and good looking, too!), but I would totally encourage other politicos to try that!
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