Dear So and So

[limewave]

Dear 10-Minute Mile,

I regret to inform you that your employment with Limewave Corp. Running Division (LW) is terminated effective as of May 3, 2010.

You have been a valuable asset to our company and your termination in no way reflects that I am unhappy with your performance over the last five years. In fact, you have always been reliable and unwavering in your service to LW.

LW has reevaluated its goals and, unfortunately, your services are no longer needed. I have decided that 9:30 is a better fit with the future of LW. Although it is a riskier choice, it is one I that I feel necessary at this juncture.

I will keep your information on file and hope that you would consider part-time employment. There is a space open in the Recovery Department since 11:00 M/Mile has retired.

Thank you for your years of service.
Sincerely,
Limewave, CEO
Running Division

[salsabike]

Limewave, that is a hoot. And congrats.

[Blueberry]

Dear Admin that sits near my office:

I really DO NOT want to hear the details of your life or your non work related all day. I don't want to know what you think of someone's outfit, or how much they weigh. And I really didn't want to know about the draining herpes infection in your nose. TMI. Please keep it to yourself. If I could move, I would.

Signed.
A co-worker who has been TMI'd to death

[Maxxxie]

There's such a thing as nose herpes???

Dear neighbour's annoying kids: I'm tired of your squealing. From the moment you wake until the moment you conk out, you squeal. I can hear you from the other side of the house, through closed windows and doors. SHUT UP ALREADY!

Max

[Blueberry]

There's such a thing as nose herpes???

I 'spect (but don't want to ask) that it's a cold sore on the nose. Could be wrong, and not gonna find out

[crazycanuck]

nose herpes..sounds interesting I'll pass on those thanks

Dear Uni Tutor(s) for X Class

First off, you will not be getting any good comments from me regarding the class. Normally I don't do the evaluate thing online but this time I will and ensure you get my drift..

I appreciate you taking the time to speak to me the other day about it & super duper appreciate the extension til monday.

The assignment using Google Sketchup is way way way over my head & the few instructions you've given are pretty darned poor. You expect people to be computer whizzes in 5 min. I'm not one and would happily do with a long detailed instruction manaul to follow so i'm not sitting at a computer terminal @ uni in tears. I didn't want to spend too much time on this assginment as it just turned me off. Ugh . Your tutorial wasn't any help.

I would much rather work on writing a paper where I can express ideas in words!!! Words & crazycanuck= Computer design programs & crazycanuck

I'm so glad that my dear can help me..*phew*