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  1. #1
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    Thanks, red.
    I sure wish someone could teach me that trick of not caring, or just turning my head off and thinking about it tomorrow.
    Winter riding is much less about badassery and much more about bundle-uppery. - malkin

    1995 Kona Cinder Cone commuterFrankenbike/Selle Italia SLR Lady Gel Flow
    2008 white Nakamura Summit Custom mtb/Terry Falcon X
    2000 Schwinn Fastback Comp road bike/Specialized Jett

  2. #2
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    I put a note over my desk that says:

    Perfecting the application of pure apathy

    to help with stuff like that.

  3. #3
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    Dear 10-Minute Mile,

    I regret to inform you that your employment with Limewave Corp. Running Division (LW) is terminated effective as of May 3, 2010.

    You have been a valuable asset to our company and your termination in no way reflects that I am unhappy with your performance over the last five years. In fact, you have always been reliable and unwavering in your service to LW.

    LW has reevaluated its goals and, unfortunately, your services are no longer needed. I have decided that 9:30 is a better fit with the future of LW. Although it is a riskier choice, it is one I that I feel necessary at this juncture.

    I will keep your information on file and hope that you would consider part-time employment. There is a space open in the Recovery Department since 11:00 M/Mile has retired.

    Thank you for your years of service.
    Sincerely,
    Limewave, CEO
    Running Division

  4. #4
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    Limewave, that is a hoot. And congrats.
    "My predominant feeling is one of gratitude. I have loved and been loved;I have been given much and I have given something in return...Above all, I have been a sentient being, a thinking animal, on this beautiful planet, and that in itself has been an enormous privilege and an adventure." O. Sacks

  5. #5
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    Dear Admin that sits near my office:

    I really DO NOT want to hear the details of your life or your non work related all day. I don't want to know what you think of someone's outfit, or how much they weigh. And I really didn't want to know about the draining herpes infection in your nose. TMI. Please keep it to yourself. If I could move, I would.

    Signed.
    A co-worker who has been TMI'd to death
    Most days in life don't stand out, But life's about those days that will...

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    There's such a thing as nose herpes???

    Dear neighbour's annoying kids: I'm tired of your squealing. From the moment you wake until the moment you conk out, you squeal. I can hear you from the other side of the house, through closed windows and doors. SHUT UP ALREADY!

    Max

  7. #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxxxie View Post
    There's such a thing as nose herpes???
    I 'spect (but don't want to ask) that it's a cold sore on the nose. Could be wrong, and not gonna find out
    Most days in life don't stand out, But life's about those days that will...

 

 

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