Oh dear. I am fascinated by these shoes, and I love to go barefoot, but I just cannot get past the way they look. I mean... they look like FEET! Nothing wrong with feet, of course, except when they look like rubber robot feet in purple, blue and camouflage... so they look like somebody spilled paint all over their feet and then stuck little rubber caps on their toes I swear, I haven't found any footwear as ugly since Crocs.

However, at some point I'm probably going to try them, fall in love, never want to take them off and loudly deny ever finding them ugly