I told my husband about starting this thread and he got a kick out of it.

On today's ride he was a big show off. After eating a gooey energy bar he proceeded to wave his arms like an orangutan and then pat his head and rub his tummy. Later on he crossed his arms and sang a song from Aladdin. He executed a tight, middle of the road, one handed, full circle turn while drinking from a gel flask. He was taunting me with his superior balance. Is this normal?

I checked my watch, twice. (He refuses to wear a watch while riding)
I wiped a biting gnat off my face and wiped it on my shorts.
I can tell that my balance is improving.
I am working towards a left-handed rolling drink.