Let us Rejoice! ? , * " _ ' [] : : ... () !!!!!!!

[maillotpois]

You can't expect gators to be paid much above minimum wage.

[snapdragen]

You can't expect gators to be paid much above minimum wage.

I dunno....they may have a pretty powerful union...

[ginny]

Affect vs effect: this is something that I correct in manuscripts all the time. Scientists seem to have our very own and special usage of the English language. I always thought it was completely unacceptable to use "we" in a formal paper, but "we" do it all the time in scientific journals.

[Ja Da Dee]

I can't believe no one posted a link to Bob's Quick Guide to the Apostrophy.

[Mr. Bloom]

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

'Why?' asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

'Well, I'm a panda', he says, at the door. 'Look it up.'

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.'

Credit to: Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation by Lynne Truss

[OakLeaf]

Trending topic on Twitter today is "youknowyouruglyif"

Someone came up with the perfect tweet:

RT @hotdogsladies :

You know your ugly if you're contractions are f***ing killing me. They're. I said it.