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Thread: Contraptions
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10-16-2009, 09:58 PM #1
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Contraptions
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The vibrating mascara has to be the best of the bunch.
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10-16-2009, 10:52 PM #2
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10-16-2009, 11:35 PM #3
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interesting way to lose an eye...
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10-17-2009, 07:02 AM #4
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That's great!
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10-17-2009, 08:07 AM #5
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I wonder who thought it would be a good idea to have a vibrating mascara wand?
I liked the Kush boob thingy. I'm always worried that the girls don't look "natural" while I sleep....
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10-17-2009, 08:18 AM #6
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Yes, I would totally have mascara all over my face if I tried to use that.
Can someone with ample bosoms explain: are they uncomfortable when you're sleeping on your side? Or was this kush booby thing invented by a man who just couldn't bear the sight of his sex partner's breasts yielding to gravity as she slept?
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10-17-2009, 08:39 AM #7
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Yes.
Originally Posted by ny biker
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10-17-2009, 06:29 PM #8
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Eh, I have a neurological tremor, I always have vibrating mascara!
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10-17-2009, 07:03 PM #9
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That's nothing. I'm still trying to figure out who thought that a vibrating razor would be a good idea... Originally Posted by snapdragen
I wonder who thought it would be a good idea to have a vibrating mascara wand?
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10-17-2009, 07:25 PM #10
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All I can say is YIKES
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10-18-2009, 10:22 AM #11
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Oh damn, you just made me spew tea on my keyboard. LMAO! Originally Posted by Aggie_Ama
Eh, I have a neurological tremor, I always have vibrating mascara!
Zen, that was one of the funniest things I've ever watched, but that facial toner thing on QVC was SCARY!!! 
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10-18-2009, 10:38 AM #12
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10-18-2009, 10:55 AM #13
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I KNOW! Originally Posted by wackyjacky1
Zen, that was one of the funniest things I've ever watched, but that facial toner thing on QVC was SCARY!!!
Nightmare-inducing, even. It reminds me of something from the show Fringe2008 Trek FX 7.2/Terry Cite X
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10-18-2009, 12:13 PM #14
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was that the one that made a woman look like Hannibal Lecter? Originally Posted by wackyjacky1
Zen, that was one of the funniest things I've ever watched, but that facial toner thing on QVC was SCARY!!!
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