Quote Originally Posted by Kalidurga View Post
Yes, but e-mail accounts don't grow into hellish mutations looking to devour human flesh.

Or do they...?
Well, we did have the teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect us at least from the hellish mutations looking to devour human flesh.

Email accounts devour human minds, attention spans, and time management skills. As of yet a protective team of turtles has not yet been assembled to protect us from this threat.