Dear So and So

[cylegoddess]

Dear Cycling goddess,

thank you for that nice man who fixed my flat( even though it pinched and blew out again. It wasnt his fault, it was too windy to do it properly.)Also those crazy group ride people who thought it was a good idea to ride in a blowing gale with hail and sleet. It was fun!

Also triple big good stuff to my good friend who sent me a message , telling me that the bike race I was sad I couldnt go to, started near a point I could actually get to( rather than in bloody whoop - whoop, with no buses near the time I needed ) and please send the local govt a big hug , cos they just started a bike bus about the time I need to get a lift to race, so I can actually ride in it without getting cardiac arrest.
love
your devoted follower
Kerry

[annielynn]

Dear Roof Repair Estimate Man -

Thanks for showing up 1.5 hours early for our appointment last night. That was so nice of you to call. I really didn't want to get a good ride in last night before dark when my kiddos were saftely at my mom's house. Because you were so nice to sit on the front porch and talk my ear off, I only got to ride for 18 whole minutes. Sorry that we will never see you again.

[OakLeaf]

Annie, how long ya been in Florida? You're lucky if a repair person shows up at all...

[annielynn]

You are so right!! I have lived here since 1984. We just recently purchased this house (our first) and the repair people have been coming out of the wood works. My doorbell rings all the darn time. I am sure that they will be back. ;-)

[Owlie]

Dear Ankle--
You are officially warned (again). Stop hurting. You haven't given me trouble for three years--and that was when I was fencing regularly. What have I done to you? Behave, or we're taking you to health services. Talk to right big toe about how that went.

[cylegoddess]

Dear Cycle Goddess,
can you please send me a magic faiery to take me home from the Tour de femme( If I ride) as I found out that the bus I could ride home on, doesnt start for another 20 days after! #$%^
I really cant( as much as I want to) ride to the bus stop, get a part way ride, ride to the race, race 22 km, then ride to the bus, then ride home from the stop. I tried that , by riding to work, then working all day on feet and then riding home. I almost threw up and nearly fainted 3 km from home. I really dont like that much.

And I swear I will never eat sugar again( I hope) if you will make me better from Chronic fatigue, for Aus Ride to Work day four days from now. I know I am allergic to it but its...its... hard! I really need to be better, as I am a sponsor, there is free fod in the park next to my work and I can check out all the cool bikes and hot guys legs, while I stuff my face full of bananas!!

love
your devoted follower
Kerry

[PinkBike]

dear cough/sore throat/congestion/headache/sluggishness/achiness;

Enough!!