I don't know whether to giggle or frown. I'm sorry for your bum troubles
I hope you heal soon!
We've had two Old English Mastiffs and they've both been big sweet, goofy love-bugs but newest one definitely came with a little biting problem we had to train out of her. Good thing your doc had to report it and that got you off the hook. It sucks but it really should be done.
"Live, more than your neighbors. Unleash yourself upon the world and go places. Go now! Giggle. Know. Laugh. And bark the the moon like the wild dog that you are!" - Jon Blais