my century, dog crash

[staceysue]

I've designed the flyer that should go out on every country home's door (on the race route)!

WARNING! (pencil drawings of police badges on either side of the word - and great big black fonts)

ATTENTION ALLA Y'ALL!!!

There's gonna be a bike race runnin' right past yer house on ___(plug in date)____!

Now - y'all probly don't know this but there's what's called a LEASH LAW in this here county! What that means is that everybody's dogs are supposed to be on leashes all the time!

Now, we don't care what you do with your dogs most of the time, but on ___(plug in the date)___ when we're having this here race, you better have your dogs inside or on leashes or yer a$$ is gra$$. You hear what I'm tellin you? GRA$$!!!

If one of yer dogs so much as steps foot on the road during this here bike race, we're gonna be callin' in some attorneys, and you're name's gonna be in the paper. Heck - we might even call in a television crew.

KEEP YER DANG DOGS ON LEASHES OR IN THE HOUSE ON ____(plug in date)____!

This is yer one and only warning. We aint gonna count to 3 like yer mamas.

[HoosierGiant]

I've designed the flyer that should go out on every country home's door (on the race route)!

WARNING! (pencil drawings of police badges on either side of the word - and great big black fonts)

ATTENTION ALLA Y'ALL!!!

There's gonna be a bike race runnin' right past yer house on ___(plug in date)____!

Now - y'all probly don't know this but there's what's called a LEASH LAW in this here county! What that means is that everybody's dogs are supposed to be on leashes all the time!

Now, we don't care what you do with your dogs most of the time, but on ___(plug in the date)___ when we're having this here race, you better have your dogs inside or on leashes or yer a$$ is gra$$. You hear what I'm tellin you? GRA$$!!!

If one of yer dogs so much as steps foot on the road during this here bike race, we're gonna be callin' in some attorneys, and you're name's gonna be in the paper. Heck - we might even call in a television crew.

KEEP YER DANG DOGS ON LEASHES OR IN THE HOUSE ON ____(plug in date)____!

This is yer one and only warning. We aint gonna count to 3 like yer mamas.

ROFL!!

Unfortunately, in this here neck o' the woods, most people aren't literate enough to comprehend the notice!

[beccaB]

There is a person on one of our routes who has dogs that have chased us, she told her neighbor that she wishes people would not walk or jog or ride bikes on her street. She works with my husband and when he told her we were worried about her dogs getting hit when they chase us, she said " I hope they do-that will serve them right(the dogs) for being out in the road. " Her neighbor who's child is one of my bus kids, complains that the dogs charge at her kids when they go outside and play. What an irresponsible dog owner!

[staceysue]

ROFL!!

Unfortunately, in this here neck o' the woods, most people aren't literate enough to comprehend the notice!

LOL - here too!

If somebody WAS able to read the notice, though, that would give them time to get out their lawn chairs and buy some more beer.

[HoosierGiant]

LOL - here too!

If somebody WAS able to read the notice, though, that would give them time to get out their lawn chairs and buy some more beer.

Yep! So they could have a front-row seat to watch Satan and Bruiser in action!