biking missionaries nearly meet God.

[Trek420]

I left him trying to get the two tons of blond dog hair off his black pants and sweater.

Oh you are tricky and going straight to he)) for that I'll see you there so shall I bring the pitcher of margaritas or you wanna?

It'll be hot, we should have plenty of cold beverages.

[kenyonchris]

Oh you are tricky and going straight to he)) for that I'll see you there so shall I bring the pitcher of margaritas or you wanna?

It'll be hot, we should have plenty of cold beverages.

Yes, I think I have a condo there for taking a guy to jail on the way to his mother's funeral. I didn't believe him....he was wearing a t-shirt and jeans...until I searched the car after arresting him and finding the program!!!
STRAIGHT to He11!

[Trek420]

Well, sad to say if you arrested him he was probably doing something his mother would not have been proud of.

[kenyonchris]

Well, sad to say if you arrested him he was probably doing something his mother would not have been proud of.

Mmm. Yeah. It was on traffic warrants. I could have let him go...would have if I had believed him. I took him to jail for $300 in warrants on his mother's funeral day. Even the guys think it was cold.

[Crankin]

After living in AZ for many years, I know the missionary tactics...
One day, when my youngest was a senior in HS, he spied a guy in dark pants and a white button down shirt approaching our door. Thinking it was a Mormon, he stripped down to his boxers to play a joke on them and make them think we were heathens. Much to his dismay, it was James Eldridge, a very nice young man, running for state rep. We told him why our son was running around half naked, like a crazy guy and he took it in stride.
The last time LDS missionaries rang my bell, I pointed to the mezzuzah on the doorpost and told them that "if you see one of these, it means the people are Jewish and you probably won't make a sale."

[LaFemmeFlora]

The LDS church is aparently right at the end of neighborhood. We just moved in this summer, and I think they have stopped by our house half a dozen times already.
Yesterday I went out to get the mail and two boys approached me on foot. Usually they just want to bring you the Word...so I told them my beliefs and thought that would be it. They half offered to bribe me into coming to their church. They offered to come clean out my garage for me...since the garage door was open they could see my mess of empty cardboard moving boxes and stacks of laundry.
The little devil on my shoulder was telling me to take them up on the offer!

[Flybye]

I live in Idaho - the town I am in is 75% LDS. In my graduating class of 200, 10 of us were not LDS. Guess I am just not up to par

They don't always wear black, just on their missions....

http://store.mormonsexposed.com/2010...endar-p-1.html

http://store.mormonsexposed.com/2010...endar-p-2.html

In their church's defense, I think that the calendar men and women have for the most part, been excommunicated.

Anyhow, I have almost hit missionaries on more than one occasion. I agree something needs to be done about the black.