Quote Originally Posted by WVGeo View Post
I think the weirdest almost-collision with a pedestrian I ever had when I was biking years ago was when I was coming up on a woman on the Mt. Vernon bike trail and I called out "Passing on your left!" and pulled to the left, as had always been standard practice. Instead of just letting me go by, she yelled "No! Right!" and stepped into my path. I was able to jerk the bike to the right and not hit her, but it was a near thing.
That is totally bizarre!

I actually had an experience similar to that, but I was the ped. When I was in junior high, I was rollerblading along with my dad, who was training for a marathon. Dad was on the right and I was on the left. Rollerblading, as you probably know, takes up a lot of side-to-side space, so I spent a lot of time moving to the right when bicyclists came up behind and called "On your left." I did it so many times that it became habit: I heard somebody call anything behind me, and I immediately moved right.

Then came the bicyclist who called "Down the middle!" and started to ride right between me and my Dad. I, however, had heard a voice and had started moving to the right to get out of the way. Of course we crashed: Dad got out of the way, but the bicyclist hit the ground and so did I. I was a little scraped up but not terribly so, thanks to all my knee-, elbow-, and wrist-pads; the bicyclist wasn't badly injured but he was bleeding. (Now I wonder if his bike was damaged -- probably so.) Most of all, he was incredibly pissed off at me for running into him. I distinctly recall how angry he was that I had moved to the right when he clearly said "Down the middle" or "in between" or something like that.

Being 13 years old, I took it deeply to heart and burst into tears. The bicyclist went on his angry way, and Dad and I went home. I still have never forgotten the cyclist, though, and I think of that experience every time I go to pass somebody going slower than me. Clearly sometimes -- like in the OP -- you can't be predictable enough for some peds. But sometimes a little predictability goes a long way.