Doh! I always forget that one and have bruised myself being a jack*ss for not remembering.

The first day I rode my new bike I forgot to treat sand like a downhill and make sure your weight is back. I sent myself over the bars and got some purty bruises to show for it. Oh and a concussion check. The best bruise I have had is my entire butt cheek from falling on rock. It was black, purple and green.

Just a tiny bit accident prone.