Quote Originally Posted by JodiC View Post
I know this is an old thread, but I just wanted to send a heart felt thanks to all of you that contributed!!!
Butt - anyway - thanks again for all the helpful suggestions ... this is such a great website .... and I have determined that I am going to buy stock in Anti-Monkey butt powder and always have it on hand for such occassions - it's the greatest stuff in the world! Cheers, Jodi
much happier now!
At the concert I worked (on the horse) a few weeks ago, I got poured on. Because of how wet I got (I wear my bike shorts when I am going to be on the horse for 12 hours) I wound up getting rubbed. Because of my preparation H prevention, it wasn't as bad as it could have been but the second day after the rain was miserable. However, I had put the anti-monkey butt in my saddle bag. At lunch, I went into the portapotty and liberally doused my behind with it. I came out and hauled my chapped butt back into the saddle (a long climb)...when I sat down a huge POOF of antimonkey butt escaped through my waistband and engulfed me and settled about my horse's mane, ears, eyes, and most of his neck. He was sweaty, so it stuck. He stuck his big ears out to the side and sneezed.
The lesson learned? Wear a belt? Less Anti-MonkeyButt? or carry a little brush?