Irritating ride....

[kenyonchris]

Sunday morning phenomenon...the MOST aggressive drivers are out on Sunday morning. Why? Don't know. When working on Sunday morning, I get verbally abused by motorists when pulling them over on their way to church than I do total over the rest of the week...and I pull many, many more people over for just boneheaded, dangerous traffic violations on Sunday than any other day.

So today I was out on my road bike on the same streets I always ride (and work). I ride as far to the right as PRACTICABLE (someone in another thread asked what that meant, IPMBA, the bike association that certifies us as bike officers says as far to the right as you can safely under the conditions) except when I need to make myself more visible (getting ready to change lanes, on funny curves, whatever), when I take the lane. I try to be courteous about it.

A black Lexus rode my back wheel for about 100 yards (he was clear to go around), pulled alongside me for a few feet, then whipped around and hit the brakes, forcing me to brake. He then sprinted ahead about 1/8 mile, and turned into the church parking lot. His family was getting out as I passed, he shot me the finger FROM THE CHURCH PARKING LOT. Good grief. I wasn't in the middle of the lane, I was going 23 mph in a 30 mph zone, and he was less than 1/4 of a mile from his destination anyhow. I pedaled on.

A white suburban pulled up to a stop sign, stopped (sort of), made eye contact with me as I approached the intersection...I did NOT have a stop, then pulled out in front of me. I was going 14 mph but had covered the brakes so avoided crashing into her driver's door.

And finally, as I pedaled past an "urban loft" type apartment complex, a woman in impossibly high heels for a Sunday morning was out smoking her cigarette with her albino chiwawador or some other 2 lb designer dog...the dog was wearing a sweater (it is 95 degrees at 9am here in Texas) but no leash and, you guessed it, darted out at me. I had seen it and, knowing that these are dogs of limited powers of deductive reasoning, prepared a counter-strike. I unclipped as I slowed, reached down, grabbed the little sucker in one hand, and made high heel woman walk out through the grass to come claim precious. He was snapping and biting at my hand, but I had him firmly around the waist. When she took hold of her dog, he bit HER.

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

I unclipped as I slowed, reached down, grabbed the little sucker in one hand, and made high heel woman walk out through the grass to come claim precious. He was snapping and biting at my hand, but I had him firmly around the waist. When she took hold of her dog, he bit HER.

GOOD ONE!!!!!

[redrhodie]

A black Lexus rode my back wheel for about 100 yards (he was clear to go around), pulled alongside me for a few feet, then whipped around and hit the brakes, forcing me to brake. He then sprinted ahead about 1/8 mile, and turned into the church parking lot. His family was getting out as I passed, he shot me the finger FROM THE CHURCH PARKING LOT. Good grief. I wasn't in the middle of the lane, I was going 23 mph in a 30 mph zone, and he was less than 1/4 of a mile from his destination anyhow. I pedaled on.

I wish you had shown your badge to this one! I know, you were off duty, and don't like doing that.

I love your posts, btw.

[salsabike]

Ha! Good job on the dog.

And I also really enjoy your posts.

[alpinerabbit]

So much for "christianity", and gotta love the dog story - I once was just about to grab one of those little pooches when out running, as it was pooping in a children's playground basically underneath the "no dogs" sign. I was going to dump it in the trash bin for the owner to dig out again.

[jobob]

jay-sus.

I wonder how badly those cretins would have soiled their underpants had they known what you do for a living.

[ridebikeme]

I have to admit that I would have been amused by the dog biting its owner HA!

Were you able to get the license plate number from the Lexus? I'm sure that everything happened so quickly, that it would have been difficult.

Be safe,and keep an eye open for the Lexus

[ny biker]

Last summer I came within 2 inches of being right-hooked by a black SUV with a sign on the driver's door that said CLERGY. There's no way he didn't see me before he turned.

Apparently 10 commandments was too much for this particular minister, so he decided to forget about the whole thou shalt not kill thing.

[Biciclista]

rotfl!
what great stories!
I dont' know what to tell you. I just hope when the first guy got INTO the church the sermon hit home.
I find extremely rude people and extremely nice people all times of day, really.

[latelatebloomer]

I remember one rainy Sunday morning, my ancient Chevy Nova died in the middle of a busy intersection. I was coming home from my overnight shift as a houseparent for severely physically and mentally disabled children. Dozens of cars loaded with people on their way to church sped by me as I attempt to push the car out of the way all by my 19-year-old lonesome. The guy who stopped to help me? Also on his way home from night shift.

Once I got home, dried off, and calmed down, I pictured Jesus waitin' on the front steps of several churches delivering a few dope slaps.

[Andrea]

Around here people just get full of Jesus and waffles, then they're in a hurry to get home & watch Sunday sports. Other than being more retarded/careless, they aren't any more or less aggressive as far as I've noticed!

[Irulan]

full of Jesus and waffles

OMG, ROFLMAO -

[kermit]

It seems like every bad driver that doesn't drive during the week, is on the road on Sunday. I just read in the local paper that a triathlete got hit by a car this morning during a race where I normally ride. Someone tried to out run him exiting a marina. Noone wants to share the road, only hog it.

[Crankin]

I would love to grab the dog next door to me, the way you did.... he has almost taken both me and my husband down.

And the Jesus and waffles? Well this morning, as we were driving to Boston to meet son and gf for breakfast, it was really crowded with cars and people in Concord center. I could not figure out what was going on, since it was early. But I just figured it out. One of the churches had just let out and they all were on their way to eat waffles at a restaurant down the street.

[shootingstar]

Did the dog owner thank you?