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[RoadRaven]

LOL
I said to my partner - you'll never guess what the girls are talking about today...

I asked him what the blokes he trains with do?
His reply?
"Ride so fast you don't need to stop..."

I've never had this "urge" while cycling, but at least I know what to do should I ever...

Thanks ladies, what a great board - we can talk about ANY thing!!!

[Nanci]

I was once so in practice that I peed, standing up, into a port-a-potty.

Nanci

[doctorfrau]

I am Copy/pasting this from a ski forum that I contribute to.
There were alot of women there who hadn't mastered the outdoor pee thing, and it sounds like some of you here have squishy shoes too.

The outdoor dump stop is pretty much the same, you just have to make a hole first.

Originally Posted by FRAU
Ok Gentlemen -- print this out for your significant others...

The TRICK is to NOT drop yer drawers all the way to the ankles - that's a recipe for wet pants.

Only drop trou to about the knees, assume a shoulder-width or slightly wider stance, and squat LOW - The higher up from the ground you are the greater the room for splashage and leg dribbles - you want the backs of your thighs resting on your calves. Hook a hand under the gathered-up pants and hold them up and out. This allows you to pee UNDERneath the "bridge" of yer drawers, without getting anything wet. Remember "Water goes UNDER the bridge".

This has been a public service announcement - the management assumes no responsibility for mooning the neighbors during backyard practice sessions.