Hah! I just had this image in my head of a guy helping me put my bike up on the rack, while I'm imagining the entirety of the relationship in my head in those few seconds, from cute dating phase to marriage to the fights... by the time the bike is up there, I'd be up to the divorce and all mad at him instead of saying thanks...

-- gnat! (Yells at him: "You'll never get the kids!")