Stuff you've learnt the hard way

[cylegoddess]

oldies but goodies;

Do not try to make a ' real cast' for your legs, even if you have read All things bright and beautiful, and are smart enough to figure out how.

Do not twirl round brush in two feet of hair, in a attempt to give it body under a blow dryer

Piercings should always be done by a professional, esp body piercings.

Later in life;
Even if you do interval training every day, lift weights and ride as far as you can go on weekends, you will collapse and die before you get thighs like guys who ride the Tour De France

[Brandy]

Do not twirl round brush in two feet of hair, in a attempt to give it body under a blow dryer

Oh my...I did this when I was four. My poor, poor mother. She didn't want to cut my beautiful long locks, so she painstakingly removed it strand by strand. We don't have any round brushes in the house now!

[cylegoddess]

Dad wasnt too pleased! He spent hours!

[OakLeaf]

90° is NOT too hot to wear long pants while weedwacking. Not unless you like having poison ivy on your ankles.

[Kiwi Stoker]

A friend of mine-

After a hard ride, don't have a hot bath, especially if you are a hotel manager that lives on site without his family.

Calling the security manager to help you out of the bath is also very embarassing- for him and you.

[Tri Girl]

don't put the cayenne pepper next to the cinnamon. It might make sense alphabetically, but even tho they look similar, they do NOT taste similar. When you're expecting a cinnamon roll and get a cayenne pepper roll you will not be pleased.



Self-acceptance is hard- even tho it shouldn't be. The size on my clothes or the number on the scale shouldn't define me.

[tulip]

It's okay to be happy. Really.