Dear So and So

[cylegoddess]

Dear Dog ownerz, Crazy Cyclist guys

I love dogs too but I do not love you leaving their droppings on the side of the shared path.Do you have any idea how hard it is too remove dog poo from MB cleats?Do you?!! WHY must you ruin a quick sit down with a snack on fresh green grass, with your dogs! CLEAN UP.
I have to stop to remove jumpers, rest,rejuive contacts and such, and its really getting me down, Of course, I could just stop on path, like most of you do even though I have slowed down to a crawl, speaking loudly - hey! sorry cycle coming thru on left, nearly falling over but then...
I couldnt get in a near crash with the hot shot lycra lads, riding at near warp speed, who clearly would like to show me how much it hurts to stack your bike at high speeds.
I know its a fantasy of mine, hot guy cyclists- but not covered in blood AND NOT NOT NOT with my bike broken!

[cylegoddess]

Dear GOvt,

I do appreciate you redoing the cycling paths, but next time can you do me a favour and use something that isnt ROUGHER than the previous surface?
It should be smooth enough that I dont blow a tire, jiggle all water bottles out of cages or fantasize that I am riding the Paris- Roubaix, Ardenen forest leg,please.