Dear Jeannie and Dave:

You are fabulous neighbors and we couldn't ask for anyone better to live next door to us. But the warm weather is coming and we wonder if you would mind closing your bedroom window during your twice-per-week night time escapades. You'd be surprised how well sound carries. I know that perhaps you're trying to prove to the world that 45 years of age is really the new 30, but my husband's jokes are sending me into fits of laughter and the occasional accident is slightly embarrassing.