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  1. #1
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    My mom is 72 and she says she STILL has menopausal symptoms!!

    I want my meno-cycle to be a recumbent....

    Spazz, write us soon!

  2. #2
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    announcing new product line

    there's also the new line of "pre-menstrual cycles"; comes equiped with gun rack, studded tires, one of those air horns that sounds like a truck, handlebar mounted mace rack and....little bento box of emergency chocolate.
    Fancy Schmancy Custom Road bike ~ Mondonico Futura Legero
    Found on side of the road bike ~ Motobecane Mixte
    Gravel bike ~ Salsa Vaya
    Favorite bike ~ Soma Buena Vista mixte
    Folder ~ Brompton
    N+1 ~ My seat on the Rover recumbent tandem
    https://www.instagram.com/pugsley_adventuredog/

  3. #3
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    Massachusetts
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    Does it come with a fan for the hot flashes?

  4. #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surlygirl
    Does it come with a fan for the hot flashes?

    ROFL - no, that would be US riding Really fast to catch that "whomever" that just had the nerve to pass us like we were standing still!
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: "Yeah Baby! What a Ride!"

  5. #5
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    In that case as the bumper sticker, t-shirt, coffee mug says "they're not hot flashes, they're power surges"
    Fancy Schmancy Custom Road bike ~ Mondonico Futura Legero
    Found on side of the road bike ~ Motobecane Mixte
    Gravel bike ~ Salsa Vaya
    Favorite bike ~ Soma Buena Vista mixte
    Folder ~ Brompton
    N+1 ~ My seat on the Rover recumbent tandem
    https://www.instagram.com/pugsley_adventuredog/

  6. #6
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    Feb 2004
    Location
    Massachusetts
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    Slogans for Menstrual cycles wanted

    Menstrual Cycles,
    All woman's bike store
    where a cycle once a month is not enough

  7. #7
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    Menstrual Cycles,
    All woman's bike store
    * where a cycle once a month is not enough or....
    * where women can't wait for their menstrual cycle or...because we won't just carry/make WSD, we'll have bikes for men so....

    * are you man enough for a menstrual cycle?
    Last edited by Trek420; 09-08-2005 at 05:48 PM.
    Fancy Schmancy Custom Road bike ~ Mondonico Futura Legero
    Found on side of the road bike ~ Motobecane Mixte
    Gravel bike ~ Salsa Vaya
    Favorite bike ~ Soma Buena Vista mixte
    Folder ~ Brompton
    N+1 ~ My seat on the Rover recumbent tandem
    https://www.instagram.com/pugsley_adventuredog/

 

 

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