Quote Originally Posted by shewhobikes
Having not had one since May, feeling PMS 24/7 and holding water like the Hoover dam here, I'd like to request one menstrual cycle. It should have a loud horn, a basket up front full of real Coke, coffee, Snickers and peanuts, a camelback filled with Pino Grigio, and a pannier bag with a change of clothes to include granny panties, big t-shirts and elastic waist band yoga pants.

Menopause. It ain't the pause that refreshes.
OHMYGAWD! We could be twins! I'm safety-wired to the p*ssed-off position all the time!! They say you aren't truly in menopause until you've gone one full year without a period. Then what happens? You blow up from water retention? Find yourself on a rooftop with a high powered weapon?? Inquiring minds DEMAND AN ANSWER!

<Oh - Hi Spazz! Just ignore us over here...>