Dear So and So

[snapdragen]

Dear Macy's,

Although I don't really wish unemployment on all of your employees, please go bankrupt and close. I'm so tired of your non-customer service, being charged full price for clothing that is on sale, sales associates that argue with me or better yet, stand there like a deer caught in the headlights when I point this out. The "it's not my department" will not cut it -- you are in the women's department, I am trying to buy women's clothing. Figure it out.

snap "Nordstrom's customer 4-ever" dragen

[snapdragen]

Dear Macy's,

Although I don't really wish unemployment on all of your employees, please go bankrupt and close. I'm so tired of your non-customer service, being charged full price for clothing that is on sale, sales associates that argue with me or better yet, stand there like a deer caught in the headlights when I point this out. The "it's not my department" will not cut it -- you are in the women's department, I am trying to buy women's clothing. Figure it out.

snap "Nordstrom's customer 4-ever" dragen

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[Zen]

Macy's is ridiculously overpriced. No wonder they're closing stores.

[Fredwina]

Dear NASCAR:
Do you have to have Fighter jets buzz your fans before the race? Do they need to wake up? I think starting the engines would suffice,
Signed,
Lives 7 miles from a NASCAR track....

[OakLeaf]

hey, wait, I'm the one that lives 15 miles from the most recent NASCAR race.

You're 3,500 miles away.

[Fredwina]

no, I'm not : http://www.autoclubspeedway.com/

[Aggie_Ama]

Fredwina- My family is NASCAR fans and don't understand why I don't enjoy it. I will watch boys in lycra race at 25 mph but no cars going 200 mph in a circle.

[OakLeaf]

no, I'm not : http://www.autoclubspeedway.com/

OIC, I didn't realize your race was this weekend... but at Daytona as well as the non-NASCAR races I've been to they do the flyover on race day, not before qualifying. That's why I was still thinking of the D500 as the last race.

Here, we have so much freakin' air traffic with all the flight schools, hobby pilots and Patrick AFB, that we barely notice the flyover.

[tulip]

Dear NASCAR:
Do you have to have Fighter jets buzz your fans before the race? Do they need to wake up? I think starting the engines would suffice,
Signed,
Lives 7 miles from a NASCAR track....

I live about 7 miles from the Richmond International Raceway. Thank goodness, there are no fighter jet buzzes here!

[ccnyc]

Dear Dr. Skip,

Although you have been veterinarian to my various beloved felines for the past 20+ years it's time for you to go. YOU'RE FIRED!!! EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!!!

If you're tired of being a vet and just don't give a @#$% anymore than please retire. Don't provide poor, thoughtless, very expensive "care" for my, or anyone else's kitties.

Fortunately I questioned your questionable recommendations and sought a second opinion which saved my dear Mojo from unnecessary treatment and drugs.

Time for you to close up shop. Yeah the economy is bad right now but that's probably not the reason your appointment book is not full anymore.

Sorry it has to end like this, but, unlike you, my cats come first. Funny, since you're a cat's only vet.

Carol, Mr. Moon & Mojo

[Aggie_Ama]

CCNYC- So sorry for the stress! Hope you find a better fit for the fur kids.

[Selkie]

Dear Maud

Please let us know if it's time to let you go and be with Agnes. We don't want you to suffer so if you are no longer enjoying your time on earth, you deserve peace. We will see you again, after all, and you will be able to run, wag your tail, and fetch you pink ball again.

[Blueberry]

(((((mickchick and Maud)))))