Ha! Same situation here. We used to have a chef at work, but due to the times, he's been gone a year. So, everyone once in a while, we dust off the kitchen and do a potluck. I bring a watermelon/feta/pinenut salad with lemon-peel infused olive oil, this other guy brings Doritos. Chili potluck, I bring a black bean/roasted corn salad, he brings a package of cookies. Xmas potluck is tomorrow. I just spend $54 dollars to make my sweet potato souffle, doubled recipe - they're cooling off as I type this. He's bringing soda. What makes that just too pathetic is that we have a free soda fountain. All the soda anyone can drink...