Quote Originally Posted by OakLeaf View Post
When you go to the portajohn, make sure that your phone is SECURELY clipped to your belt. Better yet, put it inside your fanny pack before you go.
Dangit I learned this one too! Only mine was stuck in the pocket of a hoodie. Have a dang funny picture above my guest bath toilet because I will never live this down.

Best was my big brother came over for thanksgiving and returns from the toilet laughing hysterically. I couldn't figure out what had gotten into him and he told me "well at least your guest bath carries your sense of humor".