Dear So and So

[snapdragen]

Dear self,
[*]You're 33. You really should know by now how to tell when someone is flirting with you.

I'm 51, I've still not figured this one out....

[Zen]

I'm 51, I've still not figured this one out....

I could have written that

[crazycanuck]

Dear Brain,

It's time to start working hard again. I know we've slacked off with all the easy peasy jobs but I don't think the bosses noticed

Brain, I have treated you nicely with all the bike rides, swims, books etc. & would appreciate you working hard with me when the first semester starts in Feb.

Thanks
human head

[bmccasland]

Dear person that put a knife through my eye,

OK, thanks to modern chemistry, the knife is gone, but why do you now have to squeeze the back part of my brain with your hand, using your thumb as leverage on my temporal region? Go away!



Migraines suck.

[snapdragen]

Dear people I work with. What part of out on medical leave do you not understand? My assistant is allowed to email me with questions, this does not mean you can send me work requests. Your emails will be deleted and not read.

//one more for the reasons to retire early column.

[crazycanuck]

Snap..perhaps all emails from them should receive an automated reply like:

What part of medical leave did you not understand? Not all of us are a few wheatbix short of a breakfast! Obviously there's something missing up top there

Thank you & don't have a nice day. Take care now. buh bye.

Is that ok?

Failing that, wave that magic wand & flicker your snap cape


Oh, it's a wonderful time to visit Australasia. Great shopping in Singapore on your way down here

[crazycanuck]

Freddie, we still miss your amazing voice. *sigh* Only the good die young. I remember sitting at my locker in high school when i heard the news.

Thanks again for your contribution to music with Smile & Queen.