Dear So and So

[sundial]

Dear Fly,

You should have majored in art. You draw pictures for your thesis.

[HillSlugger]

Mary,

You need to call animal control. Do you want there to be a second chance for him to get bitten?

[SouthernBelle]

I had a big, fat dalmatian come bounding out at me yesterday afternoon. Quite surprised as it's on my commute route. I had never seen him before. But he stopped. I think he realized I was a person.

[Zeek]

Dear Twenty-something Know-it-All:

I'm older than you, wiser than you, and stronger than you. Take your primadonna attitude and stick it where the sun don't shine. Hmph!

[Flybye]

Dear Fly,

You should have majored in art. You draw pictures for your thesis.

Now you tell me - that's like rubbing salt in a wound. You make money AND you drew for you thesis. Smack.

[carpaltunnel]

Dear Twenty-something Know-it-All:

They're EVERYWHERE!

[crazycanuck]

Dear Excitement,

When we ask for excitement at work, what you dealt out today was rather interesting Thankfully we're all ok *phew*

Umm..sheep kapoopies might be a good word....

No more excitement for a while ok!!!

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

They're EVERYWHERE!

Don't forget the thirty-something-or-other know-it-alls! They're everywhere too!

[Pax]

Dear Universe,

I give up. I'll do anything you want if you'll just let my back stop hurting enough to sleep. I'm a zombie and I'm completely useless at home and work. What do you want from me?

Your exhausted faithful servant,

Pax

[mimitabby]

Hey Pax, do you do stretches before you fall into bed? has helped me immensely for years

Mimi

[Pax]

Hey Pax, do you do stretches before you fall into bed? has helped me immensely for years

Mimi

They stuck a needle full of cortisone in my spine last week, the doc said no stretching until I see her next week.

[firenze11]

They're EVERYWHERE!

Hey! We're not all know-it-alls! I promise! (some of us are actually quarter-life-crisis-how-am-i-going-to-get-a-job-and-start-a-life-of-my-owns )

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

Hey! We're not all know-it-alls! I promise! (some of us are actually quarter-life-crisis-how-am-i-going-to-get-a-job-and-start-a-life-of-my-owns )

Indeed true!
But I thought we were only complaining about the '20-30-something know-it-alls'.....NOT complaining about ALL 20-30 years olds! Big difference.

[lph]

Dear neighbour with the puppy,

yes, I know your itsy bitsy teeny weeny ball-of-fur Pomeranian puppy is cute. But letting him stand and yap at me without correction as I stand in my own driveway is NOT. Would you let him do that if it was a honking huge Rottweiler?? I like dogs, but I cannot stand yappy little dogs that are allowed to misbehave just because they look like tiny snowballs instead of being intimidating. So be the pack leader you're supposed to be, and teach your dog how to behave while you still can. Or I swear I will do it for you.